Chem Cloud – The discounter with the XXL-bags. (Trusted Shop Review)

Screenshot of the Chem Cloud chemcloud.nl web shop taken in 2020
Screenshot of the Chem Cloud chemcloud.nl web shop as of 2020

Hesitating isn’t quite Chem Cloud’s thing. When I inquired about a possible discount for a shop review, they promptly sent samples. The envelope read “KØMPRØMÆT” and made me laugh. Two weeks later, with no article published yet, they sent a follow-up email: “Did you scam us?”

Weeks later, I placed a test order to be able to draw a more reliable picture. The questionnaire sent to Chem Cloud was, unfortunately, ignored.

Used to be new in the biz

Chem Cloud entered the industry in early 2019, initially as a reseller of Predator-RC. A lot has happened since. Today, the shop offers its own product range, still at reasonable prices, with swift 24/7 email support and free express shipping for all orders placed on weekends.

Surprise, surprise

There is probably no other shop in the world that would just keep stretching and stretching its depleted supplies instead of changing a product status to “out of stock.” So happened with their 4F-MPH: the product became weaker and weaker unless they finally sold >97% pure cutting agent. I angrily changed to another vendor. That was a sad break because their prices seemed fair, and their products usually worthwhile.

The exciting thing about Chem Cloud was that all their products would cost around 10 Euros per gram, regardless of how boring or interesting they were. You never knew until you had tested a compound. By far, the best and also the most affordable Crystal NEP was available from Chem Cloud for 12 Euros per gram. That is a point where I find it particularly unfortunate that Chem Cloud couldn’t find the time for the questionnaire. I would have been keen to hear whether the team was even aware that some of their low-budget priced products were leaving the competition behind.

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SAMPLES TESTED

One product in the current test again positively surprised me: The orange-colored 3-Meo-PCP was quality as if it had come straight from the laboratory. Unfortunately, the white 3-Meo-PCP from the test order placed a few weeks later could not keep up with its prior version.

The Crystal NEP has unfortunately not been available from Chem Cloud for a long time. That brownish powder that is sold as NEP these days is just not the same. Not even close. After all, Chem Cloud could be credited for providing a product that at least does not seem to be caustic.

Their MFPVP is MFPVP. It doesn’t knock me off my feet, but if you like the product, you can get it at Chem Cloud for a reasonable price. I would describe MFPVP as a mixture of A-PCyP and 4F-Pentedrone. It lacks the euphoria of A-PCyP but is less caustic. It feels less stimulating than 4-FPD; it’s somewhere in the middle of those two.

A product that I struggled with was the CBD powder. I had never tried CBD at all. Now it was lying there, as a pure white powder, and I wasn’t sure whether it was intended for eating, smoking, or for bathing in it. Asking Chem Cloud would have felt too embarrassing, so I experimented. Long story short: CBD is a relatively mild affair. If you take medication, you may not get any effects at all from it. At least that’s what happened to me. However, I did find a use for it. Chem Cloud’s 3-FMA was a tad disappointing; it would give you a headache instead of the hoped-for euphoria. Mixed with CBD, it at least burnt significantly less. So, CBD definitely has a local anesthetic effect. Chem Cloud offer their CBD in one category together with cannabinoids, btw.

Finally: A-PHP. Ordered in both “crystal” and in “powder” form, I was surprised to find two bags of powder containing almost identical looking powders. The A-PHP “powder” turned out to be somewhat mild. When smoked, it made me sleepy and had a slightly dissociative effect. Smoking the “crystal” variant, on the other hand, almost felt like a cannabinoid. Insufflation didn’t hurt at first, but the next day you would notice that it badly damages the nose. A-PHP had always been a miracle to me; these two batches surely did not disappoint in that regard.

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WHAT ELSE TO SAY

In the following, I will provide uncommented (as unfortunately also unanswered) questions that I would have liked to ask Chem Cloud.

  • Your delivery page says, quote, “In case your country is not available in the list of countries, please send your special request to contact@chemcloud.nl” – Do you ship worldwide?
  • Your Terms and Conditions say, quote, “Buyer acknowledges that the products have not been tested by Chem Cloud for safety and efficiency in food, drug, medical device, cosmetic, commercial or any other use.Do you have anything like quality assurance?
  • Why the heck would you advertise on a sketchy scammer forum like www_rc-forum_net?
  • How many liters of water could I fill your hilariously oversized bags with?

VERDICT

Chem Cloud didn’t knock me off my feet, but if you like a product, you can get it there for a reasonable price. While I could see that someone would want to spend more on less caustic 3-FMA or A-PHP, their MFPVP and 3-Meo-PCP seemed fine.

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I want to say thank you to the team at Chem Cloud for their support and patience.

6 thoughts on “Chem Cloud – The discounter with the XXL-bags. (Trusted Shop Review)

  1. […] 📌 Trusted Shop Review mit Fotos: Chem Cloud 12/2020. Shop-Diskussion.(englisch, Kommentare in deutscher Sprache okay)– – – NiederlandeGuter Zustellerfolg. Für Bestellungen ins EU-Ausland bitte per E-Mail anfragen. Bei ihrem Start hatten sie noch wie ein Ableger von Predator-RC gewirkt, mittlerweile haben sie ein eigenständiges Sortiment inklusive CBD. Discounter-Preise ab 10 – 15 Euro das GrammSchwankende Qualität, manche Produkte sind echt super, andere die 10 Euro nicht wert. Der Haken an diesem Shop ist, dass am Preis nicht zu erkennen ist, ob ein Produkt top ist, oder nicht. Beide Varianten kosten 10 Euro 🙂Gratis Versand ab einer Bestellsumme von 100 Euro sowie durchgehend am Wochenende.Flotter Kundendienst, rund um die Uhr erreichbar, lustiges Team. […]

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