Realchems.com (Trusted Shop Review) – The only professional RC-Vendor on this planet – in: Part 1: AMPHETAMINE DAYS.

Realchems are Tim, Roxy and the Shipping Team. The shop originates from Canada, where they used to sell liquid 1P-LSD only. Their stock increased so fast that they decided to move to the Netherlands, also because of the more liberal legislation there.

Not all of them are fans of Terrance and Phillip, Roxy describes the team as a “mixture of avid researchers from different parts of the world“. They find their job amazing and enjoy a good laugh with lovely customers, but they also face truly horrid treatment from special characters that do not understand that sending such products via airmail means risk and that a package sometimes will not make it to the desired doorstep. Roxy and the team try to make these folks understand that there are caring humans on both sides of the screen, she sighs at.

Realchems seem to have been around forever and stand out for their quality and humorous, friendly service. In fact, they are one of the friendliest and most generous shops I have ever met and I want to say thanks for the generous support in the first place: Thank you!

Just look at what they have sent: An Anti-stress bulb, how cool is that?

These funny moments, be it their Friday newsletter or their merchandise (Their bottle opener says: “Real Grand Opening” 😉 ) should not distract from the fact that Realchems.com are probably the most professional RC shop in Europe: They are the only ones who have all their products tested by a third party before offering them for sale.

Or how they like to put it: “All of our products are lab tested and have HNMR results available upon request, something we are unique in offering.” No one else does that, it’s unbelievable. And their testing makes the difference: There is no such thing as a bad batch if you have a contract with a lab that is paid for providing clean chemicals, and clean chemicals only!

Other shops would often show you fake lab tests they received from their suppliers. Think about it, what difference that makes.

Real Selection

Realchems offer a broad range of products. They carry Amphetamines, Cathinones, Phenethylamines, (rare) Tryptamines, CBD products (CBD is basically weed without THC), Lysergamides, Dissos, etc; Some of their products they offer exclusively, no other shop stocks them.

Real Amphetamines

We will browse through their Stimulant Sample Pack today, which is 7 products for 65 Euros, most of them being Amphetamines. Amphetamine is known as medication to treat e.g. ADHD and has gone a long way since its discovery in 1887. It used to be prescribed against depression, became the popular street drug “Speed”, and even the highly addictive “Meth” belongs to the class of Amphetamines.

Research Chemical Amphetamines are usually Fluoro-analogues of Amphetamine and are not considered hard drugs. Cathinones, to give an example, would not only be stronger but are also more likely to cause drug induced psychoses. Amphetamines are uplifting and motivating, while still coming with a chilled and clear-headed feeling. The comedown is rather harsh though, you might feel like running on empty the next day – or until the next dose which I do strongly advise against. Of course, Amphetamines have addiction potential and build up a tolerance.

Years ago, I would sometimes take small amounts of 2-FMA together with 4-HO-MET and a couple beer and spend my Friday-evenings listening to music and reading and writing nonsense on Twitter. I somehow miss those days: The euphoria that kept me up forever and would make music sounding better and turning Twitter into a neo-dadaist playground for entertaining myself. The fog of war of a strenuous week of work was like blown away.

So, yes, Amphetamines are pretty active. But if you take prescription medicine or also do Cathinones, you would only feel slight euphoria from them. You can’t have everything at once, unfortunately.

I must say, the product samples (2-FMA was the first I opened) are of really good quality. They are clean powders and do what they are supposed to do, quality substances. My favourite turned out to be 3-FMA. I had never seen that one before and assumed it would be something like 2-FMA’s little brother, but no, it is a substance of its own, with pleasant smell, taste and unique effects. I enjoyed 3-FMA a lot and would wish for more shops to offering it. I especially value its gentle warmth and the bottle of laissez-faire feeling it opens up.

They say it’s all going to end

Fine powders, friendly people, but Dutch State Secretary Blokhuis (Health) and Minister Grapperhaus (Crime) know that not all vendors are like Realchems. At a press conference in April, the two announced a blanket ban on Stimulants / Phenylamines, Opioids and Synthetic Cannabinoids.

To everyone’s surprise, it was especially Grapperhaus who explained why this new legislation would be important, quote: “Behind designer drugs is a hard-hitting world in which people are intimidated and threatened, our residential areas and our environment are seriously endangered and serious criminals make huge financial profits that threaten to corrupt our legal economy through money laundering. This legislative amendment helps in tackling this undermining crime.”

BOOM.

Roxy still carries hope to fight the ban. She is concerned this ban will cause a lot of damage: NPS would be pushed to the black market since you may ban substances but not the demand for them. This will lead to

• Criminalizing innocent people.
• Reduced substance purity which goes along with health risks.
• Even increased use of recreational drugs like seen in other countries.
• Taking away a huge tax revenue whilst increasing cost of policing…

Relocating would always be an option for the intercultural team but Realchems would rather stay and challenge the law change, “The Netherlands should be leading the way in progressive reform!“, they say.