+++ USA +++ Quick Update +++ Paracelsuslabs.net released from jail after paying a 50,000 USD Surety Bond +++ Taking orders and shipping again.

A parody on a detail that US RC vendor told me. He said the FBI would encourage him to sell his stuff.

Yours sincerely,
the Norwegian Nobel Committee, Republic of Kenya, Hays County (TX), RC SCENE – Safe NOT Scam, Federal Bureau of Investigation, Hays County Sheriff Gary Cutler, Drug Enforcement Administration and William Henry “Bill” Cosby Jr. on behalf of mankind. Godspeed you, black emperor!


It will take me much longer than expected to finish the updated article/erratum/Paracelsus portrait.

Since he is a reliable shipper and – crazy or not – his past reminds me of myself when I was 16, it will take me days to work on his portrait and to explain what has happened.

Since he and his colleague would constantly insult me but also shared the story I was looking for, which I consider a friendly gesture, I will just temporarily publish this update here so to make clear he did not get busted for selling toxic waste and that he is taking orders again and already shipping them.

Find Paracelsus shop information and address here.


I KNOW HE PROMISES FREE DRUGS TO ANYONE LEAVING A POSITIVE REVIEW. There are so many places that allow shilling and spamming and lies and “reverse shilling”, stick to those please, thank you.

Metallica – Hero of the Day (1996)

7 thoughts on “+++ USA +++ Quick Update +++ Paracelsuslabs.net released from jail after paying a 50,000 USD Surety Bond +++ Taking orders and shipping again.

  1. I’m glad he’s out of Texas. Shitbags like him don’t need to be in my State. Oregon is more like it. He can join hands with the other criminals. No offense to the decent people that live in Oregon. It’s a beautiful state; it’s just too bad that it’s been run into the ground.


  2. It’s nice to put a face to that [ no insults. | edit, K. ]. I was a loyal customer and over time he slowly diluted and last order of a new substance sent me nothing but trash. Fuck that greedy piece of shit. He deserves to have his ass kicked and be taken down.


  3. Dear Rene, sorry for not using a consistent identity layout when commenting. I did not think I would see myself browsing this site into 2021, but I am profoundly surprised and happy that you have kept the show going. I know that you are considering putting the brakes on your investigation of the USA scene, but this viewer personally finds them the most entertaining. It is like a band of clowns on tricycles, a sight to behold. Thank you for taking the time to paint them so clearly, as trips to the discord server alone never could. Great work!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Hi,

      Thank you 🙂

      If this was a sitcom, I would not switch the channel either.

      While creating the Joel in front of the Nobel Prize background picture above took quite a while but still makes me laugh, it is especially junkies that are promised free drugs by Sellkies, Proximo & Co. for messing with me that have become unbearable to deal with. I spend more time reading threats from freaks that are mad at me for things that maybe happened in their damaged brains but definitely not on this planet, than on editing articles. That has to stop.

      Kind regards,


  4. I got a chance to research norflurazepam. Many other chem sources have it in powder, sometimes pellets, but Paracelsus has the powder and solutions.


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