Fucking Alpha-PHP. A bag of white powder looking like Hollywood sent selfies it took on holiday trips. [ About the New Samples Kømpliance Community idea. ]

Pure speculation, of course

The police here are 90% perfectly pure per cent making it a demanding job for the remaining 10%, of which 3% might or might not be notorious drunks yet. One told me he was sorry but cannot read; I swear this is true. Two of his colleagues also failed but explained to me that this list with names and door numbers was obviously too much read. I am not complaining because they were helpful and sure tried their best when they suggested I should just check every door in the building because most would have names on them. How many stories that building has, they didn’t know, but could have been a rather rhetorical question, anyway.

There is a lot of suffering and pain involved in silly Sellkies’ idea of introducing me as an Austrian fascist in underground forums. He must have known that Hitler was not German but from Austria.