Echten LSD Trip direkt in Deutschland bestellen mit Chemical Collective und Deutsche Post

1V-LSD Blotter enthielt echtes LSD. Chemical-Collective versenden solche Blotter von Deutschland aus
1V-LSD Blotter tested positive to contain actual LSD Acid.
Chemical-Collective operates an office in Germany and ships these blotters directly from within Germany.
Deutsche Post delivers within 1 to 3 days.

Dieser Beitrag ist auch auf Deutsch übersetzt hier verfügbar.

In April, CheckIt! Vienna (Austria) issued a surprising substance warning: The 1V-LSD Blotter they tested contained actual LSD Acid.

Contents

Astronaut walks into a psychedelic bar with 1V-LSD blotters
An Astronaut walks into a bar…

1V-LSD -> LSD -> Dry Cardbaord

Dutch vendors introduced 1V-LSD as a legal alternative for the German market to replace previously banned 1P-LSD (in 2019) and 1cP-LSD (in 2021).

Dutch vendors usually want to sell as many drugs as possible. They made a hysterical fuzz about 1cP-LSD soon to be banned, claiming this would be the end and last chance ever to stock an LSD analogue in Germany legally.

The day after 1cP-LSD was banned, the same Dutch vendors already started advertising the new seemingly legal replacement in Germany, going by 1V-LSD.

Why would I stress their bad habit of constantly violating civility and the law in their ill-minded greed-driven ways of using unfair marketing practices against their customers, who happen to be a remarkably vulnerable group?

Because there will always be something new replacing something banned a minute ago. Please do not fall for their lies. There is no need to hurry for whatever ever.

Camel Caravan in the desert, we see seven camels each carrying one person, their clothes are red and blue; A person dressed in red and one dressed in black seem to lead the caravan without riding a camel
Camelcal Caravan sure goes long ways.

Chemical Collective opened a warehouse in Germany. No more waiting for drugs: Deutsche Post means next-day delivery.

In this story, 1V-LSD does not even seem worthwhile. Hardly any vendors stock it. Why should they? Being legal in Germany obviously does not prevent things from being a disappointing waste of money. Most vendors still ship 1P-LSD to Germany.

Of course, it is a nice gesture of the Chemical Collective drug trafficking organization to offer something seemingly less illegal for their dear friends in Germany (who happen to spend more money on NPS (Research Chemicals) than any other country on this planet.)

I know, renting an office in Germany to make sure nobody stupid could by accident steal/lose your mail at the former pre-European-Union border is quite cool.

Screenshots of Chemical Collective web shop with details about legal in Germany LSD trips they ship domestically (they operate an office in Germany) to be delivered by Deutsche Post.

Whatever. The idea of this bit is not to make you wonder about disappointing 1V-LSD. If anything, the chance of surprisingly discovering actual LSD Acid could be worth a closer look.

Again, please do not break the law, especially if legal alternatives are available, like Valerie 1V-LSD from and for Germany.

Psychedelic Art: LSD Trip brought to you by Deutsche Post
Deutsche Post Trippin

LSD analogues like 1P-LSD or 1V-LSD interact with oxygen and change over time.

1V-LSD blotters first turn into illegal LSD blotters, only to later disappoint everybody by having become pointless dry cardboard and a waste of money.

In April, CheckIt! Vienna (Austria) published a surprising substance testing result: An 1V-LSD blotter had tested positive for containing actual LSD Acid.

CheckIt! Vienna publishes test results only when necessary to issue a warning about samples tested. CheckIt! Vienna drug checking group analyzed this sample and issued a warning because it contains a drug other (LSD) than the one it claims to be (1V-LSD), which makes it a mislabeled drug/substance.

LSD Acid could be illegal in places other than Germany, and LSD is not an NPS (Research Chemical). The latter is a Plus because LSD Acid has a long history of human use. It is a well-established problem, a so-called common drug, and might bear fewer risks than its obscure NPS analogues.

LSD and psychedelics cause relatively few drug-related fatalities (deaths) compared to other well-established problems like heroin or benzodiazepines. Also, 50% of drug deaths associated with NPS stimulants or NPS psychedelics reported to UNODC turned out to have been suicides, with hanging and gunshot a popular choice among drug abusers planning to escape from here under the influence.

Stimulants and Psychedelics account for 4% of NPS drug related deaths
NPS stimulants and tryptamines like LSD seem unlikely to end you for accidentally having overdosed. According to UNODC NPS Threats Report 2021, they seem more likely to hurt you in a way, making you commit suicide.

The 150mcg 1V-LSD Blotter tested two months ago contained 45mcg of actual LSD Acid.

LSD blotters would usually contain up to 100mcg LSD Acid. 150mcg is too much already and likely to cause horror trips, long-time impairment, anxiety, psychosis, injuries, etc.

45mcg of LSD might be a proper dose if you cared about statistics. LSD blotters always claim to be stronger than they are. People want stronger and stronger drugs but are, in fact, lucky that their drug dealers put less Acid on the cardboard than they claim. So much Acid would be challenging to handle and could cause permanent damage due to trauma or injury.

The 45mcg LSD was accurately measured at the Medical University of Vienna. They do not advertise drugs; they have no reason to lie.

1V-LSD blotter trip tested to contain real LSD
checkit! Wien Vienna and the Medical University of Vienna warned about 150mcg 1V-LSD blotters containing 45mcg of real LSD Acid

https://checkit.wien/media/checkit_Warnungen_2022_KW15-1.pdf

Will I really receive a real LSD Acid trip?

Maybe. Not likely, though.

What do we know?

  • There is no doubt about 1P-LSD, 1V-LSD, etc., interacting with oxygen and becoming actual LSD Acid at some point before disappearing and leaving you as empty as dry cardboard. LSD Acid is illegal, so European police found out about 1P-LSD becoming LSD when exposed to air. People got arrested, and some had to step back and miss out on their large-scale CEO wages from, among other things, smuggling Opioids to the USA. It was all over the news. Dutch vendors collectively shat their pants, proofing them as being stupid and posing a severe threat to the community. checkit! Wien Vienna’s warning issued cannot be a surprise to anyone.
  • German authorities seem to have already decided upon LSD being okay — as long as responsible vendors hire Deutsche Post to transport LSD trips. Germany still holds about 24% of the shares of this mail carrier.
  • Chemical Collective is well-remembered for causing health-threatening issues that involve mislabeled substances. LSD Acid instead of 1V-LSD sounds like them. 😉

Looks promising so far.

Then, again:

  • Chemical Collective has a sad history of selling empty cardboard. Since nobody ever complains, getting away with fraud could mean less risk than getting caught with and arrested over thousands of illegal LSD trips in Germany. Maybe, they found out in April and switched back to empty cardboard to be on the safe side.
  • Two months have passed since April 19, when a 1V-LSD blotter contained actual LSD Acid. I don’t know how many weeks the LSD remains before vanishing into the air. Maybe, it is still there.
  • Chemical Collective is so aggressively promoting their drugs I would not wonder if they had poured real LSD onto one of their empty cardboard blotters only to be featured on RC SCENE again for free.

The lesson is clear: It could be dry cardboard again, could be 1V-LSD, or could also be 45mcg of actual LSD Acid. It does not matter because the prices they charge are outrageous no matter what.

Risking your (mental) health might not be what you want anyway.

I will be honest: I am more than happy with empty cardboard. The sheer idea of possibly killing my brains forever by eating an aggressively advertised piece of tainted cardboard stresses me out. You gotta be a complete wreck if aggressively promoting drugs.

Not for human consumption means any retard may poison you.

Illustration shows two astronauts sitting on the moon crescent playing with the stars in their hands. Somebody put three red-colored 1P-LSD pellets there and took a picture.
Astronauts are sitting on the moon, playing with the stars in their hands and 1P-LSD pellets floating in the sky.

Not for human consumption means any retard may poison you.

Chemical Collective Jacob added an imprint to their website. They do not seem to fund organized crime anymore, switched from fake to the actual sender address, and said they were surprised about more than just one customer now complaining about their empty-cardboard rip-off.

For a while, they had me almost made believe there could be something wrong with me for not celebrating their empty-cardboard scam.

I could not know if dumb or violent, but the Dutch mafia is a bunch of highly aggressive retards. Even some of their business partners (vendors) seem sceptical, if not wary, about their forceful ways.

Refusing to delete a paragraph about their empty-cardboard scam meant weeks of diving through intimidation, stupid discussions, and idiots stealing my time (they are many and have even more social media accounts).

Chemical Collective first attacked me with emails, then mentioned something about money and later even threatened to sue me. I understand they have a guy who could help me with my writing. To know whom to praise and whom not ever to mention again would be profitable.


Fun fact: Everybody agrees that dealing with the US scene is the horror because impossible to handle the headaches, making them a severe risk to our health. Lucky me, huh?

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2 responses to “Echten LSD Trip direkt in Deutschland bestellen mit Chemical Collective und Deutsche Post”

  1. kimberlyreneea30d8d97c2 Avatar

    Good to see you! Such very pretty posters and colored pictures in this!

    Bet you are not liking the heat down in the States, tho! ;D

    1. Trusted RC Shops Avatar

      Hi,

      Thank you!

      I am also happy with you being around. 🙂

      I also thought the artwork looks good, but wasn’t sure. Now I know, thanks for confirming.

      Feeling better again. Been to see concerts again. After more than two years of permanent lockdown isolation with nothing happening/allowed other than the TV warning against my neighbors and friends for allegedly having turned into an even more life-threatening disease than before, we threw a party that left no doubt about everyone having expected to be long dead before ever meet here again.

      Someone interviewed by a local TV station shared she was still feeling overwhelmed, had not imagined live shows could be so emotional. I couldn’t put it any better. People with tears in their eyes, both in front of and on the stage.

      One band had the fans sing three songs in a row (!) because the hall had been singing together with them anyway, obviously knowing all the lyrics for all the whole songs and excited about singing loudly tonight.

      The police (always carrying loaded guns here) are currently not hunting down whoever looking as maybe sceptical about getting a third, fourth, or fifth shot of that vaccine. They still have permission to, but not believing in a third or fourth “booster” shot was recently decriminalized meaning they must not annoy anyone because there is no reason for hunting me down.

      The decriminalization happened only recently.

      If you ever wondered if people here would indeed have welcomed Hitler with standing ovations, or if history books might be exaggertaing a little, maybe making fun out Austrians who started both World Wars, because nobody could be that stupid — I wasn’t sure, either. I saw the video footage and the photos and newspaper articles, of course; The contempoary witnesses who survived only because have fled from here; there is no doubt that happened exactly as captured with photos and films. Still, I could never find out why people here could have been so stupid. I could not imagine a scenario in which I would cheer Orban when invading here knowing he has already announced to murder my neighbors, to ban all political parties, and published a book that describes how racists were superior and should rule the world.

      It’s all true. They tell me that the US would force us to pretend being sorry for things that would not have happend. I am surrounded by a nazi tribe. They are fucking stupid nazi liars and there is nothing to discuss. It is what it is.

      Turns out, history books do not even tell the whole story. Talking to elderly people means you will hear about massacres and ugly shit that everybody here pretends not to know about. Old people can show you where they murdered and buried whoever they thought had no business walking on earth. The nazi party NSDAP held rallies at schools all over the country. Somebody got ahold of the photos that the principal had not yet found to destroy and made copies. Manually in the school’s photo lab. You cannot trust anyone with this. That they produced perfectly fine copies shows me they put a lot of effort into this because developing photos in a lab demands knowlede, toxic liquids, and good timing.

      This is how Austria handled the COVID pandemic in 2022:

      The government had already announced to assist the police in their mission to hunting down whoever daring to leave the house although not gotten shot that vaccine at least three times within the past 17 months. The government had already called for military law measures and presented a new heavily absurd and very unconstitutional mass surveillance system with access to everybody’s health data for random government bodies to see so to enable them to automatically fine you in if not getting a vaccine shot every six months. The government without a doubt had been working on this forever. They had already thought everything through in detail, and could provide answers to every journalist’s questions, not matter how rare a case could have been.

      They announced to automatically fine me two times every year, and the fine being 2,000 Euros.

      That day was the last day of the health minister. He later claimed would have stepped back over a growing number of death threats that caused him more stress than he could handle.

      That douche is so stupid he never figured out that almost nobody here even has 2,000 Euros the government could steal from them.

      They wanted to deduct that money from my bank accoount automatically and twice a year. I don’t have 2,000 Euros, they cannot empty my bank account expecting my bank would automatically grant and force me to accept a loan. The bank would reject such a transaction, and charge me a fine for causing them work because you are supposed not to tell Amazon to deduct money from your bank account when you have no money.

      The police would have issued additional fines. The police said there was no such thing as a limit for hunting me down and issue fines. If they catch me in the supermarket with less than three shots in the morning, and again in the evening, then I will have to pay twice a day because that’s their job. If I murdered two people on Monday, I could not expect getting away with fewer murders than committed.

      I swear this is real and what I deal here with every fucking day.

      Sure, US criminals successfully managed to have me collapse. Not over the death threats, or the insults, or the defamation campaigns, or the hospitalizations (suicide attempts, victims stabbing scammers with a knife, overdoses, car accidents); not even over their overwhelming stupidity; It was people I considered friends turning out liars and thieves that ruined it for me.

      That’s the past and not going to happen again.
      I currently have no plans made that would involve me excessively scared.

      After two years, everbody understands that there is no such thing as a reason to be afraid of me or a name or an idea or the Icelandic alphabet.

      The biggest challenge these days are friends from France and Germany not speaking English but sharing endlessly long and very irritating correspondance they created together with a Dutch scammer who I know also relies on Google translator.

      There is no point in – if by accident or intentionally, how should I know? – unnecessarily provoke me, either. I am too tired to even notice.

      I still need to find, ideally a survivor familiar with American daydreaming, whoever not corrupt and maybe interested in things like emails or monetarizing things by the means of banner ads. What’s your plans for July to May?

      Have a happy day! 🎈

      Kind regards,
      René

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